Funny Dirty Never Have I Ever Questions

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Looking to spice things up? Here are some dirty questions to heat up your game of "Never Have I Ever."

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Why Play "Dirty Never Have I Ever?"

If you love playing Dirty Truth or Dare with your special someone, then give this flirty version of "Dirty Never Have I Ever" a try!

Games like these are a playful way to add variety to your love life. Any couple that has been together a while will agree that it never hurts to spice things up a little bit with something new!

How to Play "Never Have I Ever"

Learning how to play "Never Have I Ever" is quick and simple. Before you can start playing, each player is given 10 pieces of candy. You can also line up shots if you're playing the drinking version.

Standard Rules

1. One person starts by making a statement about something they've never done. If the your partner has done it, they eat a piece of candy or take a shot.
2. The game continues with the next person making a statement about something they have never done.
3. Once someone is out of candy, the other person wins.

Rules for Answering Questions Together

1. One person reads a "Never Have I Ever" question.
2. Each person answers the question (at the same time) with either "I have" or "I haven't."
3. The person who answered the most "Never Have I Ever" questions with "I haven't" wins.

Sweetening things up with candy or getting a little tipsy together can be fun, but there are even more flirty ways to play this simple little game!

"Dirty Never Have I Ever" Game Variations

Since we're talking about adding a little variety, we might as well talk about how to change up the rules of the game to make it even more arousing!

Let's start off with a classic bedroom game that you can combine with "Never Have I Ever" for a super sexy game night!

Strip Poker Style

Get ready to turn the heat up in more ways than one! Just like in strip poker, your goal is to get the other player to remove all their clothes before you do. Before you get started, make sure you and your partner are wearing the same number of garments.

The person who was most recently naked starts. They start by making a dirty "Never Have I Ever" statement. If the other player has done it, they have to remove an article of clothing. Then it's their turn to make a statement.

The first person to get their partner in their birthday suit wins!

One of a Kind Kisses

Kissing is always welcome in the bedroom, so it seems only natural to add a little (or a lot) to your gameplay!

Start the game by choosing someone to make their first statement. You can also add a little more sexual tension by having that person wear a blindfold until their turn is over. If the other player has done it, that player has to kiss the other person somewhere on their body.

Here's the catch, you can't kiss them in the same place twice! The game ends whenever you want, and everyone's a winner!

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Make Out Session

Grab your chapstick, because this version of "Never Have I Ever" will have your lips working overtime! Laughing in the bedroom can usually be a turn-off, but in this game, it's a serious offense! So no laughing!

Someone starts the game with a "Never Have I Ever" statement. If the other player has done it, they must French the first player for 10 seconds.

Of course, there's a catch in this variation too . . . the goal is to get the other player to laugh while you're kissing—jokes and tickles don't count! So be prepared to get a little wild and ridiculous with your kissing!

The first person to get their partner to laugh wins!

How "friendly" have you gotten with a friend?

How to Play "Never Have I Ever" Over Text

If you can't play in person, there's always texting! Just move your gameplay to your phone by trading texts. Who doesn't love getting a flirty text while at work or school?!

"Never Have I Ever" Questions to Text

1. Never have I ever sent someone a naughty pic.
2. Never have I ever slept in the buff.
3. Never have I ever received a lap dance.
4. Never have I ever given a lap dance.
5. Never have I ever taken a sexy selfie.
6. Never have I ever had a friend with benefits.
7. Never have I ever kissed a stranger.
8. Never have I ever flashed someone.
9. Never have I ever had a threesome.
10. Never have I ever role played.
11. Never have I ever been skinny dipping.
12. Never have I ever been caught looking at something naughty.
13. Never have I ever made out with someone of the same sex.
14. Never have I ever sexted.
15. Never have I ever flirted with a teacher.
16. Never have I ever been to a nude beach.
17. Never have I ever watched porn.
18. Never have I ever had a crush on a coworker.
19. Never have I ever been to an adult store.
20. Never have I ever played Dirty Truth or Dare.
21. Never have I ever taken a shower selfie.
22. Never have I ever been shy in the bedroom.

What other ways have you *not* met people?

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Playing "Never Have I Ever" While Dating

Getting to know each other (including each of your preferred dating styles) is way more fun when you turn it into a game!

"Never Have I Ever" Questions for Dating Couples

1. Never have I ever had a one-night stand.
2. Never have I ever fallen in love at first sight.
3. Never have I ever kissed on the first date.
4. Never have I ever been on a dating website.
5. Never have I ever been turned down.
6. Never have I ever dated more than one person at once.
7. Never have I ever gone speed dating.
8. Never have I ever been dumped.
9. Never have I ever hooked up with someone I met online.
10. Never have I ever said "I love you" to someone.
11. Never have I ever said "I love you" without meaning it.
12. Never have I ever slept with someone twice my age.
13. Never have I ever hooked up with someone I just met within the first 24 hours.
14. Never have I ever dated someone for more than a year.
15. Never have I ever brought someone home to meet the parents.
16. Never have I ever spied on an ex online.
17. Never have I ever had a rebound.
18. Never have I ever dated someone just to make someone else jealous.
19. Never have I ever lied about being single because I wasn't interested in the person.
20. Never have I ever used Tinder to meet a date.
21. Never have I ever slept with someone I wasn't attracted to.
22. Never have I ever flirted with someone when I was taken.
23. Never have I ever flirted with someone when I knew they were taken.
24. Never have I ever peeked at someone else while they were changing.
25. Never have I ever owned a Kama Sutra.
26. Never have I ever tried a flavored condom.

What other dirty things have you not googled?

I'm Married—Can I Play "Never Have I Ever"?

Yes! Even if you've been married 10 years, there are still new things you can learn about your spouse.

"Never Have I Ever" Questions for Married Couples

1. Never have I ever wanted to be with anyone else.
2. Never have I ever regretted marrying you.
3. Never have I ever lied to you about how you looked.
4. Never have I ever complained about you to my coworkers.
5. Never have I ever called you "the ball and chain."
6. Never have I ever cleared my phone or computer history.
7. Never have I ever dreamt of anyone but you.
8. Never have I ever flirted with someone else while we've been together.
9. Never have I ever wished you would do something in the bedroom that you don't.
10. Never have I ever checked you out without you knowing it.
11. Never have I ever smelled your clothing when you're wearing them.
12. Never have I ever been drunk without you.
13. Never have I ever wanted to bring toys into the bedroom.
14. Never have I ever lied about getting mine.
15. Never have I ever wanted you to tie me up.
16. Never have I ever touched you while you were sleeping.
17. Never have I ever wanted to change something about you.
18. Never have I ever Googled sex positions to spice things up.
19. Never have I ever thought we should have a baby (or another one).
20. Never have I ever thought about someone else in the bedroom.
21. Never have I ever fallen asleep during sex.
22. Never have I ever hit on someone else while we've been together.
23. Never have I ever stared at a picture of you while going solo.
24. Never have I ever given you a sexy nickname.
25. Never have I ever daydreamed about our wedding night.

Other saucy movies can also be used to make a good "Never Have I Ever..."

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"Never Have I Ever" Questions for Girls

These "Never Have I Ever" questions for girls are perfect to play during a girls' night in with a bottle of your favorite wine!

Questions for Girls to Ask Girls

1. Never have I ever kissed another girl.
2. Never have I ever not worn a bra in public.
3. Never have I ever seen a Playgirl.
4. Never have I ever made Barbie and Ken do it.
5. Never have I ever shaved down there.
6. Never have I ever watched 50 Shades of Grey.
7. Never have I ever purposely let my thong show to attract someone.
8. Never have I ever dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl.
9. Never have I ever flirted with a boss in an attempt to get a promotion.
10. Never have I ever rolled up a skirt to make it shorter.
11. Never have I ever had a crush on my best friend's guy.
12. Never have I ever been serenaded.
13. Never have I ever faked an orgasm.
14. Never have I ever worn lingerie as clothing.
15. Never have I ever been proposed to.
16. Never have I ever worn heels taller than four inches.
17. Never have I ever been with more than one person in a day.
18. Never have I ever given a guy a fake number.
19. Never have I ever stared at a guy's butt in jeans.
20. Never have I ever been attracted to someone more than 10 years older or younger than me.
21. Never have I ever read a romance novel.
22. Never have I ever hid a hickey with a turtleneck.
23. Never have I ever watched Magic Mike.

What other places have you not been to?

"Never Have I Ever" Questions for Guys

Guys are probably not asking each other these questions during boys' night, but they would be fun to share with your girl!

Questions for Guys

1. Never have I ever gone commando.
2. Never have I ever thought a friend's mom was hot.
3. Never have I ever been inside Victoria's Secret.
4. Never have I ever bought lingerie for someone.
5. Never have I ever kissed another guy.
6. Never have I ever gone to church in an attempt to meet someone.
7. Never have I ever cheated on a girlfriend.
8. Never have I ever bought a girl a heart box of chocolates on Valentine's Day.
9. Never have I ever been to a strip club.
10. Never have I ever dressed as a woman.
11. Never have I ever peeked into the girl's locker room.
12. Never have I ever asked someone to marry me.
13. Never have I ever owned a Playboy.
14. Never have I ever cat-called a girl.
15. Never have I ever used a lame pick-up line on someone.
16. Never have I ever shopped for a bra for a girlfriend.
17. Never have I ever thought a girlfriend's mom was hotter than her.
18. Never have I ever done it with a friend's sister.
19. Never have I ever done it more than two times in a day.
20. Never have I ever been a clingy boyfriend.
21. Never have I ever wanted my girl to put her hair in pigtails.
22. Never have I ever worn a Speedo.
23. Never have I ever watched Game of Thrones for the sex scenes.

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